Chinese man too sick to go to work.

[Cockyandproud]

A Chinese man name Ho Chow calls in to work one day. “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.  I got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come work.”

The boss says, “ You know something, Ho Chow?  I really need you.  When I feel sick, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better, and I go to work.  You try that.”

Two hours later, Ho Chow calls again.  “I do what you say, and I feel great. I be at work soon ...... You got nice house.”

 

[cocky0]

Confucius say: It good to meet girl in park but better to park meat in girl.

 

[Longhaul]

Man who lay woman in field have piece on earth

 

[cocky0]

Man who fish in other man's hole only catch crabs.

 

[Senior Rooster]

A Chinese man name Ho Chow calls in to work one day. “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.  I got headache, stomach ache, and legs hurt. I no come work.”

The boss says, “ You know something, Ho Chow?  I really need you.  When I feel sick, I go to my wife and ask her for sex. That makes everything better, and I go to work.  You try that.”

Two hours later, Ho Chow calls again.  “I do what you say, and I feel great. I be at work soon ...... You got nice house.”

LMAO!!!!!!!

 

[SanAntonioCock]

bump

 

[cocky0]

Confucius say: It take many nails to build crib but only one screw to fill it.

 

[Catdaddy66]

A Chinese couple that owned a restaurant were home getting amorous when the husband asked if his wife wanted to 69...

She yelled "why you want beef and broccoli now?!?"

 

[Catdaddy66]

I asked an internet friend in North Korea how he was doing...

He said, "I can't complain."