Did anyone else hear that Shane had the coaching analysts not only scout Florida but go back and analyze ourselves, too, during the off week? He seemed to think that helped make some changes to the game plan. If so, good job, all!!
Shane Beamer: Alright. Can I get a debrief on the analysis of our team?
Analyst: Yes, our offensive linemen block areas regardless of where the opposing players attack. My recommendation is that the linemen not allow opposing players to run through gaps and around the edges untouched.
Shane Beamer: Wow. Interesting. You sure that will work?
Analyst: It may be worth a try sir. If it doesn't work we can always revert back to watching the opponent race as fast as they can into the pocket.
Shane Beamer: Good. Good. Okay, what else you got?
Analyst: We apparently have *checks notes* running backs. I recommend we draw up some plays that have them run behind blockers and also cut into gaps when possible.
Shane Beamer: But won't they get tired with all of that running to cover those extra yards?
Analyst: It may help if we rotate the carries and allow them to stay fresh that way.
Shane Beamer: This is some wild outside the box thinking. Anything else?
Analyst: Sir, I have 30 pages of recommendations.
Shane Beamer: Woo, really? Ouch. I had planned on taking the players out for froyo soon. I will read them later but give me one more for now.
Analyst: OOOOhkay...The penalties. The actual games have referees, cameras, and everything is well lit.
Shane Beamer: I am not following..
Analyst: Can we tell the players that they can be flagged for celebrations, late hits, obvious holding, and moving before the ball is hiked?
Shane Beamer: Good work man. Bring it in for a big hug.