The winner's of the following categories are....
The Grown Man Steppin' up his game award goes to Justice Cunningham. He is part of the 53%. He took the hardest hits and caught clutch passes. That's grown. What about Corey Robinson? He is 6'5 and 340 I think. He just gets the "I quit underachieving award". Honorable mention to Kenny Miles.
Spirit of the year goes to Dylan Thompson as he exemplified the nuances of the term team player. HM goes to Clowney because I am afraid of him.
Offensive Player of the year goes to Connor Shaw. He has played football in the toughest division and conference in America with a broken back and foot. He calls them deep bruises. He is a winner. Anytime you get a skinhead who listens to rap from time to time and has close African American friends, that's badass. He can't be contained or defined. Ask UGa. They already know. Honorable mention goes to Ace Sanders. ( I would have thought it would have been Bruce, but oh well)
Defensive playa' of the yeah! goes to none other than J "The incredible hulk" D Clowney. Honorable mention goes to Jungle Boi.
Special teamsman of the Year goes to Ace Sanders. Honorable mention goes to Damiere Byrd. He may have even changed the outcome of our season.
Assistant Coach of the year. Whammy. Not even close. Honorable mention, Steve Spurrier Jr. (I Know, I know. What about Lawing, Grady Brown or GA? I suspect politics on this one.)
Walk on of the year goes to Connor Mclaurin. HM Jared Shaw. Award goes to current or former walk ons.
Badass of the year goes to Jungle Boi. You have to have at least 3 personal fouls to qualify for this award. HM goes to Byron Jerideau. (offsides count)
Gamecock of the year goes to the great one, Marcus Lattimore. There is no one else in this category. His awesomeness probably swallowed up all the other votes.
'cock of the year goes to Dabo Sweeney. Deep in his heart he actually loves us. HM goes to Aaron Murray. He too really loves us, and is known by many of his friends as a true, true fan and lover of the 'cocks.
Iron Man Award - TJ Johnson, 50+ consecutive starts, never lost to the upstate folks
HM - K Miles, 5th year senior, beat the upstate folks again, big first down
w/ a sprained knee Sat. nite. If that were anyone else besides Clemson, that would have gotten him a national award.
Unsung Hero Award - AJ Cann, not positive of this, don't think he had a hold called all year.
HM R Bowens, not flashy but played solid all year.
Get a clue award goes to DJ Sweainger. He is a decent player but he doesn't know what it feels like to lose to Clemson. He needs to stay away from Jungle Boi before he gets corrupted.
The Grown Man Steppin' up his game award goes to Justice Cunningham. He is part of the 53%. He took the hardest hits and caught clutch passes. That's grown. What about Corey Robinson? He is 6'5 and 340 I think. He just gets the "I quit underachieving award". Honorable mention to Kenny Miles.
Spirit of the year goes to Dylan Thompson as he exemplified the nuances of the term team player. HM goes to Clowney because I am afraid of him.
Offensive Player of the year goes to Connor Shaw. He has played football in the toughest division and conference in America with a broken back and foot. He calls them deep bruises. He is a winner. Anytime you get a skinhead who listens to rap from time to time and has close African American friends, that's badass. He can't be contained or defined. Ask UGa. They already know. Honorable mention goes to Ace Sanders. ( I would have thought it would have been Bruce, but oh well)
Defensive playa' of the yeah! goes to none other than J "The incredible hulk" D Clowney. Honorable mention goes to Jungle Boi.
Special teamsman of the Year goes to Ace Sanders. Honorable mention goes to Damiere Byrd. He may have even changed the outcome of our season.
Assistant Coach of the year. Whammy. Not even close. Honorable mention, Steve Spurrier Jr. (I Know, I know. What about Lawing, Grady Brown or GA? I suspect politics on this one.)
Walk on of the year goes to Connor Mclaurin. HM Jared Shaw. Award goes to current or former walk ons.
Badass of the year goes to Jungle Boi. You have to have at least 3 personal fouls to qualify for this award. HM goes to Byron Jerideau. (offsides count)
Gamecock of the year goes to the great one, Marcus Lattimore. There is no one else in this category. His awesomeness probably swallowed up all the other votes.
'cock of the year goes to Dabo Sweeney. Deep in his heart he actually loves us. HM goes to Aaron Murray. He too really loves us, and is known by many of his friends as a true, true fan and lover of the 'cocks.
Iron Man Award - TJ Johnson, 50+ consecutive starts, never lost to the upstate folks
HM - K Miles, 5th year senior, beat the upstate folks again, big first down
w/ a sprained knee Sat. nite. If that were anyone else besides Clemson, that would have gotten him a national award.
Unsung Hero Award - AJ Cann, not positive of this, don't think he had a hold called all year.
HM R Bowens, not flashy but played solid all year.
Get a clue award goes to DJ Sweainger. He is a decent player but he doesn't know what it feels like to lose to Clemson. He needs to stay away from Jungle Boi before he gets corrupted.
