Be careful out there, everyone.
Yesterday evening I went to a Christmas party. I had a few beers followed by a few cocktails and then we all started doing shots. I was pretty drunk, but I had the good sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do the responsible thing and take a cab home.
Sure enough, on the way home there was a DUI checkpoint. They waved the cab through, and I made it home without incident. I was happy about that, because I've never driven a cab before. I'm not even sure where I got it, and I have no idea what to do with it.
Yesterday evening I went to a Christmas party. I had a few beers followed by a few cocktails and then we all started doing shots. I was pretty drunk, but I had the good sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do the responsible thing and take a cab home.
Sure enough, on the way home there was a DUI checkpoint. They waved the cab through, and I made it home without incident. I was happy about that, because I've never driven a cab before. I'm not even sure where I got it, and I have no idea what to do with it.
