It's so hot that the cows are giving evaporated milk.
It's so hot that the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It's so hot that I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'.
It's so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It's so hot that every time I think about ice, water pours out of my ears.
It's so hot that you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
It's so hot that the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
It's so hot that Satan decided to take the day off.
It's so hot that you eat hot chili peppers to cool your mouth off.
It's so hot that your dream house is any house in Alaska.
It's so hot that when the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
Q: What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a South Carolina summer?
A: Mrs. Droughtfire.
It's so hot that the chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
It's so hot that I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walkin'.
It's so hot that hot water now comes out of both taps.
It's so hot that every time I think about ice, water pours out of my ears.
It's so hot that you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
It's so hot that the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
It's so hot that Satan decided to take the day off.
It's so hot that you eat hot chili peppers to cool your mouth off.
It's so hot that your dream house is any house in Alaska.
It's so hot that when the temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
Q: What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a South Carolina summer?
A: Mrs. Droughtfire.
