For everyone who's worried about the loss of Lattimore, fear not. Not only will Latti be fine, but we have a running back who, I shit you not, is allergic to not beating Clemson's ass. Ladies and gentleman, I present these facts for your consideration:
- Kenny Miles once slipped in the shower and accidentally got 314 all-purpose yards vs. Clemson.
- Kenny Miles once took the wrong path in life- getting involved in drugs, violent crime, and ultimately doing 10 years in prison. During that time, he ran for 1100 yds, added 812 receiving yds and scored 17 TD's vs. Clemson.
- Whenever Kenny Miles looks at his watch, it says "Time to humiliate Clemson on national television".
- When Kenny Miles feels a little cold he puts Dabo Swinney on the hot seat.
- In order to avoid assault charges, Kenny Miles was court-ordered to get treatment for a sleeping condition that causes him to stiff-arm Dequan Bowers.
- Brent Venables called the Pickens County PD to report a couple trick-or-treaters that appeared at his door dressed as Kenny Miles, calling it a "sick joke" that "went too far".
- Kenny Miles once got caught in the act having crazy animal sex with DeAndre McDaniel's girlfriend. Amused by the whole situation, Miles beat McDaniel to the outside for a crucial first down and then threw him down the stairs.
Those are just a few off the top of my head, folks. Kenny Miles is going to kill the spirit of the Clemson program.....again. It's just what he does. It's in his nature, his DNA. Lions rip hyenas limb from limb. Vultures eat animal carcas. Clemson fans fight over acid-wash jeans wearing women at backwoods go-cart tracks. And Kenny Miles destroys the Tigers.
- Kenny Miles once slipped in the shower and accidentally got 314 all-purpose yards vs. Clemson.
- Kenny Miles once took the wrong path in life- getting involved in drugs, violent crime, and ultimately doing 10 years in prison. During that time, he ran for 1100 yds, added 812 receiving yds and scored 17 TD's vs. Clemson.
- Whenever Kenny Miles looks at his watch, it says "Time to humiliate Clemson on national television".
- When Kenny Miles feels a little cold he puts Dabo Swinney on the hot seat.
- In order to avoid assault charges, Kenny Miles was court-ordered to get treatment for a sleeping condition that causes him to stiff-arm Dequan Bowers.
- Brent Venables called the Pickens County PD to report a couple trick-or-treaters that appeared at his door dressed as Kenny Miles, calling it a "sick joke" that "went too far".
- Kenny Miles once got caught in the act having crazy animal sex with DeAndre McDaniel's girlfriend. Amused by the whole situation, Miles beat McDaniel to the outside for a crucial first down and then threw him down the stairs.
Those are just a few off the top of my head, folks. Kenny Miles is going to kill the spirit of the Clemson program.....again. It's just what he does. It's in his nature, his DNA. Lions rip hyenas limb from limb. Vultures eat animal carcas. Clemson fans fight over acid-wash jeans wearing women at backwoods go-cart tracks. And Kenny Miles destroys the Tigers.