Looks like a direct hit o me. A freaking covidicane. Just what I needed.
And if you or a loved one suffer from Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, ask your doctor if Covidicane is right for you.
Side effects, while rare, may include headache, nausea, vomiting, death, dizziness, vaginal ejaculations, dysentery, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, darkened stool, darkened soul, lycanthropy, trucanthropy, more vomiting, arteriosclerosis, hemorrhoids, diabeetus, virginity, mild discomfort, vampirism, gender impermanence, spontaneous dental hydroplosion, sugar high, even more vomiting, brown, your mom, and mild rash.