Outback Tweets

[FeatheredCock]

SI had a few tweets they found about the Outback bowl up. They are fantastic:

Q: Is there an infinite plane? A: Theoretically, yes. Q: Can Connor Shaw run sideways on this plane? A: Yes.
— edsbs (@edsbs)
January 1, 2013



A Michigan Man only requires 9.8 yards for a first down.
— Matt Hinton (@MattRHinton)
January 1, 2013



First down.
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— Chris Mottram (@ChrisMottram)
January 1, 2013



Jesus Clowney Christ!
— Bunkie Perkins (@FOTProgram)
January 1, 2013



Jadeveon Clowney: “Fixed that for you.”
— Alex Nobert (@alexnobert)
January 1, 2013



If you believe in football gods balancing the scales, they just issued the angriest possible corrective in the Outback Bowl.
— Mobutu Sese Seko (@Mobute)
January 1, 2013



Best part of that Clowney play was how far the RB’s helmet went flying. At least 5 yards. Helmet didn’t just fall off. It went AIRBORNE.
— Jimmy Traina (@JimmyTraina)
January 1, 2013



I like the way Clowney just plucked the football up off the ground like, hey, this might be that guy’s spleen.
— @BarkingCarnival (@BarkingCarnival)
January 1, 2013



I want an ESPN 30 for 30 that is only about that one Clowney play.
— thejuiceisgood (@thejuiceisgood)
January 1, 2013



I think Clowney could pick me up by my head with one hand.
— Kaitlin (@kaitlinwithani)
January 1, 2013



Jadeveon Clowney killed a man, then PALMED THE BALL. Holy GIF
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— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd)
January 1, 2013



Connor Shaw on 4th and 3 could mean literally anything. He might turn into a flowerpot mid-play.
— edsbs (@edsbs)
January 1, 2013



Important: Connor Shaw is considered the toughest guy in his family, over a guy named Jaybo who ran the triple option.
— Steven Godfrey (@38Godfrey)
January 1, 2013