10 Things: Clemson’s Parallel Universe [3]
Posted: Nov 25, 2012 5:43 PM
Dear Taters:
It has come to my attention that folks associated with Clemson University have become disillusioned as it relates to college football reality.
1) Let’s get the coulda, woulda, shouldas out of the way. Clemson shoulda kept Tommy Bowden. Dabo shoulda never left his job hawking oceanfront real estate in Greenbow, Alabama. When you did hire Dabo, you coulda hired a real coach, not some cheerleader whose only purpose is to fire up the players on the sidelines. He has no business being head coach of a D1 football team.
2) The “coots” 2nd string quarterback, who had not taken a snap in two months, picked a part your ACC defense. Yeah, we know y’all took it to Auburn, but well, who didn’t this year? Once again, y’all bought into the idea that you had a Heisman-caliber player on your team (see Dantzler, Whitehurst, Spiller, Adams), and once again the guy won’t even be invited to the Downtown Athletic Club. If Tajh Boyd is a Heisman candidate, then go ahead and mail Jadeveon Clowney the 2013 trophy.
3) This “leave the ACC” talk is laughable at best. No one wants you in their conference. Maybe the Big East will take you, but the Clemson-Seneca-Anderson media market isn’t exactly helping you make a strong case.
4) Nice hire on Brent Venebles. Hiring Bob Stoops’ defensive coordinator is equivalent to hiring Steve Spurrier’s offensive coordinator. You just don’t do it.
5) Have you noticed that Chad Morris, not your actual head coach, is getting head coaching attention? People from around the country look at Billy Christopher Swinney and laugh. God, I think I speak for all “coots”, when I say I hope y’all keep him forever.
6) When have y’all beaten the “coots” in any sport over the past five years? Even the “coots” sucky basketball team manages to beat y’all. It really must suck to have to pull for such a dumpster fire athletic program.
7) I can’t wait to watch Syracuse-Clemson on Friday night in the Carrier Dome. Actually, I won’t watch, because I’ll be watching a high school football game somewhere. Funnier than that? Those recruits you keep losing, will be playing that night, not watching the ACC Matchup of the Week.
8) Don’t be sad. Robert Nkemdiche will fix all of your defensive problems. Wait, what?
9) Hold on to that overall record stat line. But be careful, Brad Scott may confuse it with his measurements, although 4” might be giving him too much credit.
10) Fear the thumb. Clowney & Co. are going to gang rape Chad Kelly (LOL) next year.
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Posted: Nov 25, 2012 5:43 PM
Dear Taters:
It has come to my attention that folks associated with Clemson University have become disillusioned as it relates to college football reality.
1) Let’s get the coulda, woulda, shouldas out of the way. Clemson shoulda kept Tommy Bowden. Dabo shoulda never left his job hawking oceanfront real estate in Greenbow, Alabama. When you did hire Dabo, you coulda hired a real coach, not some cheerleader whose only purpose is to fire up the players on the sidelines. He has no business being head coach of a D1 football team.
2) The “coots” 2nd string quarterback, who had not taken a snap in two months, picked a part your ACC defense. Yeah, we know y’all took it to Auburn, but well, who didn’t this year? Once again, y’all bought into the idea that you had a Heisman-caliber player on your team (see Dantzler, Whitehurst, Spiller, Adams), and once again the guy won’t even be invited to the Downtown Athletic Club. If Tajh Boyd is a Heisman candidate, then go ahead and mail Jadeveon Clowney the 2013 trophy.
3) This “leave the ACC” talk is laughable at best. No one wants you in their conference. Maybe the Big East will take you, but the Clemson-Seneca-Anderson media market isn’t exactly helping you make a strong case.
4) Nice hire on Brent Venebles. Hiring Bob Stoops’ defensive coordinator is equivalent to hiring Steve Spurrier’s offensive coordinator. You just don’t do it.
5) Have you noticed that Chad Morris, not your actual head coach, is getting head coaching attention? People from around the country look at Billy Christopher Swinney and laugh. God, I think I speak for all “coots”, when I say I hope y’all keep him forever.
6) When have y’all beaten the “coots” in any sport over the past five years? Even the “coots” sucky basketball team manages to beat y’all. It really must suck to have to pull for such a dumpster fire athletic program.
7) I can’t wait to watch Syracuse-Clemson on Friday night in the Carrier Dome. Actually, I won’t watch, because I’ll be watching a high school football game somewhere. Funnier than that? Those recruits you keep losing, will be playing that night, not watching the ACC Matchup of the Week.
8) Don’t be sad. Robert Nkemdiche will fix all of your defensive problems. Wait, what?
9) Hold on to that overall record stat line. But be careful, Brad Scott may confuse it with his measurements, although 4” might be giving him too much credit.
10) Fear the thumb. Clowney & Co. are going to gang rape Chad Kelly (LOL) next year.
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